St. Chuck's! In Latin
Petco Plaza • Arlington • VA • 22201-4506 • (703) 527-5500 • Fax=527-5505
Mass Schedule Saturday: 5pm Vigil, Sunday: 7:31am, 9:02am, 11:10am; 1pm in Spanish

Jammin' Gerry!
Fr. Gerry plays an unplugged set outside the Farragut West Metro to raise money for a new parish center.

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Read our mission and vision statements, long-term ghouls, strategic objections, and business discontinuity plans

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Parish News You Can Lose

Seal the Ferret!
Feel the Spirit!
  • Overcrowding at 11 o'clock Mass solved! All pews to be removed next week.
  • Neighborhood border skirmishes continue. New Neighborhoods g, h and j to be created; "i" deemed too egocentric a name.
  • Construction to begin on new parish center, in the space formerly occupied by the parking lot. George Mason agrees to provide parking for parishioners (Fairfax campus only).
  • Parish Polka Party changed to Poker Party to raise more money.
  • Trip to visit Bahamas sister parish filled--stop calling for tickets.
  • Reconcil-E-ation comes to St. Chuck's: submit your sins online and we'll email you your penance within 24 hours.
  • Long-forgotten underground parking garage found beneath St. Chuck's. Sadly, it's only accessible through private property owned by Red Top Cab Company.

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Number of visitors since April 1, 1999
You, and a few others who should be working right now.

Updated April Fool's Day, 1999


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