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Ethayyay Ocialsayyay Usticejayyay ommittee'scayyay ungerhayyay ommitteecayyay alledcayyay orfayyay ayayyay oycottbayyay odaytayyay ofyayyay ethayyay ollowingfayyay offensivelyyayyay-amednayyay inistriesmayyay: ALTSAYYAY, ISHFAYYAY, AFECAYYAY, andyayyay ofyayyay oursecayyay, Ookiescayyay orfayyay Airoskayyay.
Ollowingfay ethay Ope'spay exampleyay, fr. Errygay Eedoncray apologizedyay orfay ethay Irishyay okejay ehay oldtay otay artstay astlay eek'sway omilyhay. "Ityay asway anyay oldyay okejay, Iyay ewknay ityay asway anyay oldyay okejay, utbay Iyay oldtay ityay anywayyay. Extnay imetay I'llyay ustjay ickpay onyay ethay oirchay."
Ethay Isonpray Inistrymay eedsnay ouyay! Ommitmentcay? 5 otay 10 earsyay, ithway imetay offyay orfay oodgay ehaviorbay.

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