The parish money-changers are excited to announce a major breakthrough in the parish fundraising campaign. The Four Courts bought the naming rights to the currently unused steeple of the church.
A satellite bar, The Fifth Court, will open in the space later this year. Arlington officials report that they anticipate a reduction in traffic congestion now that C'YA and Fr. Gerry will not have to travel all the way to Courthouse for a decent pint.
It's Lent, for goodness sake--take me back to the normal site!