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THE LOST WEEKLY BULLETIN OF JESUS

Following in the footsteps of the DaVinci Code, the lost tomb of Jesus and the Judas Gospel, BorroMedia doesn't let scholarship get in the way of a good story. In this powerful new documentary, you'll see researchers restore what could very well be the lost weekly bulletin of Jesus. Or it could be a turn-of-the-century Turkish sports catalogue. Regardless, we've put together a terrific documentary about it.

Working right to left as in Hebrew, the restoration begins with the back cover of the Bulletin where what's believed to be several ads in Aramaic, Latin, Greek and an early form of Instant Messaging are layed out.

The Lost Bulletin - Back Cover

ROBES R US
* Roman togas
* Palestinian casual/business attire
* Technicolor available for spring
* Customized robery for Pharisees, Sadducees, and scribes (Look your best for the Sanhedrin!)
#10 Martyr's Plaza
 TEMPLE MARKETPLACE
Huge selection of sacrificial animals!
Birds, rams, fatted calves
Competitive pricing- 10% off with this ad
Also check out our giftshop: scented palm fronds,
frankincense, myrrh, mini 10 Commandments tablets and more!		 SAMARITAN TRAVEL AGENCY
Visit historic Greece and Egypt!
Package tours include first class donkey and camel transportation.
Sail the Mediterranean! Shipwreck insurance available.
What happens in Nineveh, stays in Neneveh.
Stall #8, Jerusalem north gate
UPSTAIRS MEETING ROOM FOR RENT
Ideal for Suppers (Last and Otherwise)
Have our on-site artist paint your group's portrait while you dine
1000 Main Street, Jerusalem		 OMAR'S OIL
Don't Be a Foolish Virgin!
Always keep an extra supply of lamp oil handy
Stall #6, Jerusalem south gate		 DANIEL'S DEN
An authentic Children of Israel Pub overlooking the Sea of Galilee
Try our lion-size wine specials, the pride of Judea!
BETHLEHEM BED & BREAKFAST
Come for the census, stay for the sightseeing!
Book a room at the Triple B the next time you're in town
Reasonable rates; if no room at the inn, ask about our cozy manger facilities		 JOSEPH & SON CARPENTRY
Wood you give us a try? We stand behind our products. Guaranteed for life.		 ISAIAH'S PROPHECY HUT
Making accurate predictions since 600 B.C. (Before Counting)
We know you'll see us soon!
NAZARETH EYE CARE
Whether it's a plank in your eye or a speck in your neighbor's, we'll see you through.
GUYKO CHARIOT INSURANCE
Order yours today. So simple even a Samaritan can do it.
HANS & FRONDS
From mustard seeds to palm trees, stop by for all your floral needs.
BETHLEHEM PUBLIC RELATIONS
Are you a prophet not getting the honor you deserve in your own land? Talk to us.		 JOSHUA DEMOLITION SERVICES
No job's too big! Visit us at our newest location in Jericho.
W H A L E W A T C H I N G
Join Captain Jonah to get up close and personal with nature.

The Lost Bulletin - Inside Page Fragment


What could be a fragment from inside the Jesus bulletin,
or possibly ancient unleavened bread, is analyzed by our
well manicured assistants. Scientists do concur that the
fragment tastes awful.

THE TEMPLE, NAZARETH
APRIL 1, THIS YEAR

CALENDAR HIGHLIGHTS

  • Tuesdays: Writing class: Luke and Matthew will share some of their latest journal entries
  • Wednesday: CCC Club Winners Announced
  • Thursdays: Bible Study - Join us as we read and study the Testament.

POTLUCK SUPPER ON FRIDAY
We need volunteers to bring 5 loaves and a couple of fish. Come early because 5,000 are expected.

SCAVENGER HUNT
Last month's scavenger hunt with Mrs. Mariam's creative writing class was a huge hit, but we're still missing a few of the scrolls hidden around the Dead Sea. If found, please return to the temple office lost and found.

PUT AWAY PERSONAL SCROLLS BEFORE SERVICES START
Remember to tuck away your personal scrolls before the start of services; nothing is more distracting than to hear the rustling of someone's scroll in a pocket or purse when everyone is trying to pray.

BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR JESUS
Join us on December 25 for cake at Judah's Four Courts. We all know when his birthday really is, but we've picked this date due to scheduling conflcits.

TEMPLE SUPPORT
- Last week: 20 pieces of silver, 3 widow's mites, 18 shekels
- Previous week: 200 pieces of silver, 100 pieces of gold
Let's also welcome Judas, our new finance ministry leader, who took over two weeks ago.

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