During a youth group poker fundraiser, an unscrupulous developer wins the final hand from Fr. Gerry—along with the deed to St. Charles. With the parish campus facing extinction from a Java 'n' Jalopies franchise selling pre-owned coffee and cars, it's up to Sister BMW and George MackTruckald to place first and second in the I-66 Cup. But will the last affordable housing in Arlington disappear if the tenants sleeping in the back of George's truck fail to hold on throughout the race? A win just might require a few more bumper stickers....