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Cellular Confessions Discontinued at St. Charles

The priest, in the confessional, said, "Say a Hail Mary."
 
But the US Park Police officer heard, "Hey, jail Barry!"
 
Shortly thereafter, former Mayor of Washington DC, Marion Barry, was found with trace amounts of cocaine in his car, but not enough to be charged with a crime. It was another case of bad cellular. As a result, the St. Charles clergy will no longer hear confessions via cell phones.

 

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Revised/reviewed March 31, 2002